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What a crappy weekend. After my oven almost burnt my house down and my pug Roxy ripped her pinky nail off, I almost lost Lucy. So while I was at the vet in Issaquah with the pugs and Olga was at Costco, I thought it would be a good idea to get some dog chews that were good for the pugs' teeth. BAD IDEA. I bought these fancy expensive dog chews that the vet suggested and thought yay, expensive dog treats, at least my pugs' teeth will be in good shape and maybe their breath won't be so rancid.

So now comes Monday night. I get home from work and find one of those chews in my car from the ride home from the vet. I decide, hey, the dogs always attack me when I come home, why don't I shove this treat in their face so they'll calm down and eat it. Roxy grabs the treat and loves it so I go open the bag and get one for Lucy. Lucy seems to like it too. Since the dogs are defective, they always want the chew that the other dog has. Therefore, the dogs switched treats a few times. Then I boot up my laptop to check reddit while Olga does a little Wii Fit. After a few minutes of Wii Fit, I hear a little cough or something from Lucy. Since Lucy is defective, I ignore her. Then Olga starts to freak out and I look up from reddit. HOLY FUCK. My dog is laying on her side, all four legs straight out, gagging on a fucking dog chew! She had chewed it to get it wet and soft then decided as all defective dogs do to swallow the damn thing. Unfortunately, Lucy is small and can't swallow it. Shes got the thing down her throat so she cant get it out. Olga jumps to the rescue and yanks the chew out of her mouth. Wow. I am such a Pug Faggot that I would have been CRUSHED if my dog died. Thank god that she did that while we were home and in the same room.

That reminds me, I need to tell Greg about dog treats and choking hazards since he just got his dog today...

The included picture provides evidence for my love of defective animals.